mal hier und hab nach dem Rechtem und den Linken geguckt, alles i.O.!

..mach ich auch von Zeit zu Zeit, aber kaum noch wat lous hiää

Schaue hier jeden morgen rein, zZ ziemlich ruhig. Noch was nettes auf Englisch:

I think there is a message here for males and females ....... we all need
to learn from this one !

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly

dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of
dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If

I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago." the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to
spend
all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in
20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you
for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied,"That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."


Frauen

...mit allen Wassern gewaschen

Ich kann kein Englisch, nur Plattdeusch und über annere Leute....

Immerhin fast 900 Klicks die letzten Tage, wundert doch, ma sogen, jetzt nä!